I am the most annoying person I know. I have no idea why people like me, when they do, because I'm such a pain in the bum. And not only do I find myself annoying, I also drive myself crazy. For instance . . . I must have about 14 pairs of scissors. All colors, all sizes. I buy a pair probably every few months or so.
Why this fixation with scissors? Do I have a scissors fetish? Perhaps a collection? Do I have a 14-room house that requires a pair in every room?
Non, mon ami . . .
The simple fact is that I have no freaking idea in hell, at any given time, where those scissors are. Though right now I'm looking at a pair and wondering when I put them there. Not to worry, they'll disappear in an hour or so when I pick them up to use them.
Good thing is I won't ever hurt myself running with scissors. I'll pick them up and start running, but when I look down at my hand they'll be gone.
Which leads me to the reason for this post. This isn't the first post I've published. I have another blog on this same website. Unfortunately, I have no idea what my user name and password are so I can't get in. Hence, I have now created a *new* blog . . . this blog. Hopefully, I'll remember in the next day or so, my user name and password so I can bore you with another rant.
Which leads me to another thought: I am the most boring person I know . . .
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4 comments:
This is a hilarious entry! I want to read more!! I hope I can find you again!!! more, more, more please!!!
So funny.........too familiar. I'm envious, however, I am new in blogger and cannot figure out how to put things on the side...like a link to to paper whimsy would be nice..it's flippin nuts. HOW???
This is so funny as I started a blog late last year, only used it twice & then forgot where it was. finally did find it though last week.
By the way I think your work is great. Just stumbled across it today.
You are a RIOT! You have put in words some of the problems I have been dealing with for years but have never given voice to...........scissors and passwords:-D ha ha ha....Linda
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